Friday, July 20, 2007
The Friday Funnies
warning:the estrogen level rating on this post is high

This week's Friday Funnies came to me in an email this week. Honestly I did not laugh at first. Because I thought....this isn't funny.....this is something that I could totally see happening to me....and that just isn't funny.

But it didn't happen to me so it is funny.




I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to
tell

me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was

already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so

I didn't have any time. As most women do, I like to take a little extra

effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't

going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that

was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area

to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the

clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my

appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,

looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in

Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an

extra effort this morning, haven't we?"

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The

rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out

from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get

another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
all

my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

posted at 6:09 AM
3 comments



3 Comments:
At 3:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is so funny. And I really could see that happening to you. You would probably be doing that on purpose though.

 
At 7:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had heard this a little different. It was a grandma that had her appointment and she used her grandaughter's glitter hairspray thinking she was using feminine deoderant.
Would you really do something like that on purpose?

 
At 6:17 AM, Blogger robin said...

Would I?????

No.

But I would strategically place a rub-one tatoo just for the reaction.

 

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