Friday, July 20, 2007
The Friday Funnies
warning:the estrogen level rating on this post is high
This week's Friday Funnies came to me in an email this week. Honestly I did not laugh at first. Because I thought....this isn't funny.....this is something that I could totally see happening to me....and that just isn't funny.
But it didn't happen to me so it is funny.
This week's Friday Funnies came to me in an email this week. Honestly I did not laugh at first. Because I thought....this isn't funny.....this is something that I could totally see happening to me....and that just isn't funny.
But it didn't happen to me so it is funny.
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to
tell
me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was
already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so
I didn't have any time. As most women do, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't
going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that
was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area
to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an
extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get
another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
all
my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."











3 Comments:
That is so funny. And I really could see that happening to you. You would probably be doing that on purpose though.
I had heard this a little different. It was a grandma that had her appointment and she used her grandaughter's glitter hairspray thinking she was using feminine deoderant.
Would you really do something like that on purpose?
Would I?????
No.
But I would strategically place a rub-one tatoo just for the reaction.
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