As Fred has approached 40, there has been an impending worry on his mind.

He has already splurged on a hip and happenin brand new mini-van, as well as a matching silver 4-door mercury sable.

Women are out of the question.

So what's left? he wonders.

All I can say is....honey....choose your crisis wisely.

love, your much younger-than-you-are- wife