Yesterday I was asked to contribute a humor-mom-related-article for a publication and it was due, like today. No problem-o! I really wanted to get my foot in the door with this magazine and I would have totally made something up just to have an article published there!

But as you loyal internet friends know....I don't have to make anything up.

I was trying really hard, though, to craft a part of my life into a funny story. Something that moms everywhere can relate to. And laugh about. Or cry about.....
Several stories came to mind. But the common denominator for all of them was poop.

I've never really thoought about it too much before now.....but why do I have so many stories about poop?

I decided not to write about that. I figured it wouldn't be the best way to impress the editors.