Here are some fun thoughts for your "friday funnies". These were sent to me in an email...
I love those funny emails! Keep 'em coming!


"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants."

"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?"
She hit me."

"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?"

"I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I would not have signed up in the first place."

"When I was young I used to go skinny dipping. Now I just "chunky dunk."

"Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference."

"Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?"

"Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative."

"Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?" AMEN!

"remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, that faster it goes."