Friday, January 19, 2007
The Friday Funnies
This week Danielle informs me that she would like to be either a mermaid or a princess when she grows up.
Then she asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up.
Danielle wants to know if everyone who has a handicapped sticker in their car also sits on a "pot" like uncle Shawn.
Uncle Shawn received a portable handicapped "pot" as a white elephant gift this year. He sat on it like a throne throughout the rest of the party.
And finally....
Then she asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up.
Danielle wants to know if everyone who has a handicapped sticker in their car also sits on a "pot" like uncle Shawn.
Uncle Shawn received a portable handicapped "pot" as a white elephant gift this year. He sat on it like a throne throughout the rest of the party.
And finally....
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 WHEN.....
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3
4. You email the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have email addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20, 30 or 60 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and laughing.
13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
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3 Comments:
I love the Friday funnies! I could really relate to the list and did not even notice #9.
Thanks for the laughs.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA!
Those are Hilarious and so true!
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