So last weekend was spent at Nathan and Marisa's baseball and softball tryouts. They don't really try out....they just show 'em their skills so the coaches know who they are picking for their teams.

Attending ball tryouts is apparently boring for my 4 and 6 year-old. So they were ammusing themselves while playing at the back of the stage in the gym. It was fine until I found them trying to climb out a window. I was sitting at the opposite end of the stage and towards the front. Instead of shouting and causing a scene I gave them a stern look in the eyes....pointed my finger at them while mouthing the word "you".....pointed to the spot on the floor right in front of me and mouthed the words "here. now."

Somewhere in between me and my girls was a table with some coaches sitting around it. One of the coaches thought I was pointing to him and saying "you. here. now."

Wide-eyed and flustered he told me he was sorry.....but he was married.

This would have been funny if the guy actually knew I wasn't talking to him.
But he thought I was.
Which now makes the story horrifying.

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